Introducing the only gadget you’ll ever need for…well, something amazing! It slices, it dices, it juliennes, it wobbles, it spins, it...probably has a setting we haven’t figured out yet, but one thing’s for sure: your life will never be the same (results may vary.)

Actually it's a reusable bag that holds wine. Four bottles, to be precise.

Presenting the fabled shirt, a garment infused with the lore of thousands of years of winemaking, and just the right amount of class. Slip it on, and you’re instantly transformed into a stylish devotee of cullinary arts—someone who appreciates the finer things in life and isn’t afraid to show it!

So yeah... It's a shirt.

Introducing the Partake logo tee—a masterpiece woven from threads softer than a whisper of moonlight, kissed by the essence of a thousand rose petals, and blessed by the spirit of the cosmos itself. This isn’t just a t-shirt; it's a transcendent garment crafted to make you feel like the immortal queen of an enchanted universe!

It's a shirt. Hopefully this requires no further explanation.

Gaze in wonderment at the pinnacle of human achievement, the Partake Wine Journal! Its pages stand empty yet teeming with the promise of opulent prose and epic tasting notes. This is no mere journal—it's a canvas for your wildest wine-fueled musings! Each page awaits, eager to immortalize every sniff, every sip, every soul-stirring adjective. Replete with additional pages for notes, a glossary, and a service guide, this is truly a triumph of the human spirit.

It's a pocket wine journal that has our logo on it. Buy it, or don't. I'm not your dad.

Behold! A rugged canvas cross-body bag woven with threads of adventure and crafted to cradle your prized bottles. Insulated and resilient, this bag journeys with you, a steadfast companion in the pursuit of life’s most flavorful moments, ready to uncork wonder wherever you roam. Be the classiest, yet most unapproachable person at your high school reunion by walking around with this bag all night! I can vouch for its efficacy in that specific scenario.

Two bottle capacity insulated, zippered bag w/insulated divider, leather Partake patch, and hook-and-loop accessory pocket.

Includes wooden handled bottle opener and a free mental image of a puppy wearing a bumblebee costume*

* No purchase necessary for mental image. Enjoy.

A cross-body bag crafted from sustainably sourced, recycled cork, merging eco-conscious style with timeless utility. Lightweight yet resilient, it cradles your bottles with reverence, letting you travel lightly as you sip deeply from life’s grand tapestry. Plus it looks pretty cool, and it's more water resistent than canvas, so...

Two bottle capacity cork-outer, insulated, zippered bag w/insulated divider, leather Partake patch, and hook-and-loop accessory pocket.

Includes wooden handled bottle opener and a general feeling of awesomeness*

*General feeling of awesomeness available separately and instantaniously. You are awesome.

Behold, the sticker of legendary lore and finely aged wisdom—emblazoned with an emblem that practically sparkles with secrets (and maybe a hint of something mysteriously delightful). Stick it proudly, for you are now marked as a daring connoisseur of magic, mystery, and enchantments that improve with time.

It's a sticker. It sticks to stuff. Hence the name.

Crafted with arguably surgical precision and wrapped in the allure of the most exquisite molded plastic, this is no mere foil cutter. With a single, effortless twist, it cleaves the seal on your most coveted bottles, transforming the ordinary act of uncorking into an exalted ritual of release. Also it's magnetic.

No one should give me this kind of power. They should have known that I would use it for evil, or at least humor.