Introducing the only gadget you’ll ever need for…well, something amazing! It slices, it dices, it juliennes, it wobbles, it spins, it...probably has a setting we haven’t figured out yet, but one thing’s for sure: your life will never be the same (results may vary.)

Actually it's a reusable bag that holds wine. Four bottles, to be precise.

Presenting the fabled shirt, a garment infused with the lore of thousands of years of winemaking, and just the right amount of class. Slip it on, and you’re instantly transformed into a stylish devotee of cullinary arts—someone who appreciates the finer things in life and isn’t afraid to show it!

So yeah... It's a shirt.

Introducing the Partake logo tee—a masterpiece woven from threads softer than a whisper of moonlight, kissed by the essence of a thousand rose petals, and blessed by the spirit of the cosmos itself. This isn’t just a t-shirt; it's a transcendent garment crafted to make you feel like the immortal queen of an enchanted universe!

It's a shirt. Hopefully this requires no further explanation.

Behold! A rugged canvas cross-body bag woven with threads of adventure and crafted to cradle your prized bottles. Insulated and resilient, this bag journeys with you, a steadfast companion in the pursuit of life’s most flavorful moments, ready to uncork wonder wherever you roam.

Two bottle capacity insulated, zippered bag w/insulated divider and accessory pocket.

Includes wooden handled bottle opener.

A cross-body bag crafted from sustainably sourced, recycled cork, merging eco-conscious style with timeless utility. Lightweight yet resilient, it holds your finest bottles with reverence, letting you travel lightly as you sip deeply from life’s grand tapestry.

Two bottle capacity insulated, zippered bag w/insulated divider and accessory pocket.

Includes wooden handled bottle opener.

Behold, the sticker of legendary lore and finely aged wisdom—emblazoned with an emblem that practically sparkles with secrets (and maybe a hint of something mysteriously delightful). Stick it proudly, for you are now marked as a daring connoisseur of magic, mystery, and enchantments that improve with time.

So basically, it's a sticker.

Crafted with arguably surgical precision and wrapped in the allure of the most exquisite molded plastic, this is no mere foil cutter. With a single, effortless twist, it cleaves the seal on your most coveted bottles, transforming the ordinary act of uncorking into an exalted ritual of release. Also it's magnetic.

No one should give me this kind of power. They should have known that I would use it for evil, or at least humor.