Gasp incredulously at the ultimate wine gift bag!

🍷 A Shirt – Soft as a cabernet swirl and as stylish as a perfectly aged vintage. Wear it and let the world know you’re serious about your wine game.

🍷 Reusable Four-Bottle Wine Bag – Not one, not two, but FOUR bottles of liquid joy can travel safely and fashionably to your next soirée. Functional, chic, and utterly indispensable.

🍷 Two Stickers – Perfect for decorating your life (or your wine fridge) with a splash of vino-inspired personality. Guaranteed to spark envy among sticker and wine lovers alike.

🍷 Pocket Wine Journal – Small enough to fit in your pocket, big enough to chronicle your epic wine adventures. Jot down your favorites, your not-so-favorites, and the ones you can't remember but know you loved.

🍷 $25 Gift Certificate – The ultimate cherry (or grape) on top, this gift card lets you pick your next bottle—or perhaps another bundle?

This isn’t just a bundle; it’s a lifestyle upgrade for anyone who believes in the magic of wine. Grab yours before it’s gone—because the only thing better than wine is more wine.

Presenting the fabled shirt, a garment infused with the lore of thousands of years of winemaking, and just the right amount of class. Slip it on, and you’re instantly transformed into a stylish devotee of cullinary arts—someone who appreciates the finer things in life and isn’t afraid to show it!

So yeah... It's a shirt.

Introducing the Partake logo tee—a masterpiece woven from threads softer than a whisper of moonlight, kissed by the essence of a thousand rose petals, and blessed by the spirit of the cosmos itself. This isn’t just a t-shirt; it's a transcendent garment crafted to make you feel like the immortal queen of an enchanted universe!

It's a shirt. Hopefully this requires no further explanation.

Dare to declare your philosophy to the world with a hat so profound it could make a sommelier weep. This headpiece is not just apparel—it’s a manifesto stitched in bold letters for all to see. As you don this exquisite beacon of truth, you’ll feel the universe align, separating you from the unworthy realms of boxed wine and questionable Merlot.

Perfect for wine tastings, rooftop soirées, or dramatically tipping your hat at the sight of a cheap blend, this cap boldly states what others only dare to think. Adjustable, timeless, and utterly iconic, it’s not just a hat—it’s a way of life.

Feast Your Eyes Upon: The Haute Couture Polo of Gastronomic Glory! Prepare yourself, for this is no ordinary polo shirt—it is a wearable symphony of culinary sophistication. Bearing the sacred insignia of Partake Dine, the pinnacle of fine dining, this garment transcends mere clothing. It’s a declaration, a manifesto, a sartorial ode to your exquisite taste, not only in clothing but in life. Wearing this shirt is not merely an act of fashion—it is a statement. It says, “Yes, I had the duck confit, and yes, I paired it with a 2015 Châteauneuf-du-Pape. What of it?”

I found a few Partake Dine polo shirts in a box. Limited supply, sizes subject to availability.

Be awe-struck by the Sommelier's Scepter: The Apex of Cork Extraction!

Witness the unparalleled majesty of this wine opener, emblazoned with the illustrious insignia of Partake! Forged in the fires of practicality and honed to a razor's edge of sophistication, this tool is no mere gadget—it is your passport to vinous victory. With a single, triumphant twist, it cleaves through the tyranny of corks, unleashing the nectar of the gods from its glassy prison. The ergonomic grip? A masterpiece of comfort. The sleek, logo-adorned design? A tribute to your impeccable taste. Dare we say, opening a bottle has never felt so regal. Elevate your uncorking game and proclaim your allegiance to greatness with this noble contraption!

It's a wine key. It opens wine bottles. There's also a little tiny knife, in case you get attacked by gnomes.

Prepare to have your mind blown by The Excalibur of Cork Extraction, this double-hinged marvel conquers stubborn corks with precision and flair. Its ergonomic grip and foil cutter slice like a fencing champion, while the recoil action transforms every pop into a triumphant spectacle. Effortless. Powerful. Unstoppable. Ordinary corkscrews don’t stand a chance.

It's a bottle opener with a built-in foil cutter. It's pretty cool.

Bow before the awesomeness of The Dual-Pronged Champion of Cork Liberation! In the epic saga of wine opening, there exists no rival to the Ah So, the hero of the delicate cork. With its twin steel prongs—sleek, unyielding, and unapologetically sophisticated—it slips gracefully into the bottle’s neck like a covert operative on a mission of flavor extraction.

No cork is too fragile, no vintage too precious. It rescues what others would destroy, preserving the integrity of your wine’s guardian with a finesse so masterful it borders on sorcery. Witness the artistry. Command the power. With the Ah So, you're not just opening a bottle—you’re orchestrating a masterpiece.

It's a cork puller for delicate or unyielding corks. Also an effective toothpick for beavers.

In the grand theater of libations, where every drop is a note in the symphony of indulgence, emerges the Cork Pourer & Stopper—a paragon of elegance and functionality. Crafted with the harmonious union of natural cork and stainless steel, this device is not merely a tool but a testament to mankind's relentless pursuit of pouring perfection. The natural cork ensures a snug embrace, while the stainless steel spout orchestrates a stream so smooth, it rivals the finest silk. No more errant drips or unseemly spills; with this pourer, every serving becomes a masterstroke.

But wait, there's more! This illustrious pourer doubles as a stopper, preserving the essence of your cherished elixirs with the vigilance of a sentinel. Bulbous and effective, it awaits to elevate your barware collection to celestial heights.

Be transfixed, mere mortals, by the apex guardian of effervescence! This is not just a champagne stopper—it’s an uncompromising warrior sworn to defend your bubbly’s fizz from the cruel grip of flatness.

Forged in the heart of a mythical stainless steel forge (okay, a really fancy factory), this stopper seals your sparkling treasures with a death-defying clasp so tight it could hold back the tides. Whether your champagne is saving itself for tomorrow’s celebrations or simply enduring the wait for your next indulgent sip, this magnificent device ensures every pour feels like the first—a frothy crescendo of joy.

Will it hold the secrets of eternity? Probably not.
Will it keep your bubbles fresher than a crisp mountain breeze? Absolutely.
Dare to defy flatness. Choose —because your champagne deserves a protector as dramatic as you are.

* WARNING: May cause  feeling of superiority over lesser stoppers.

Forged in the fires of Mount Doom, (or New Jersey, whichever is closer,) these genuine slate coasters are not mere drink rests; they are the stalwart guardians of your esteemed surfaces, warding off the insidious encroachments of unsightly rings and blemishes. Their sleek design whispers tales of timeless grace, while their writable surface invites you to inscribe messages of wit, wisdom, or whimsical doodles, transforming each coaster into a canvas of personal expression.

They're coasters made of slate. You can write on them with chalk.

Is it an aerator? A spout? A secret third thing? Perched atop your bottle, this mysterious marvel unlocks flavors, elevating every pour to celestial heights. Small yet mighty, it transforms “good” into “legendary” with a sleek design fit for Bacchus himself. Pour boldly. Sip divinely. The aerator spout isn’t just for wine—it’s for wonder.

It's an aerator.

Revel in the magisty of what surely is the ultimate testament to human potential: The Sovereign's Chest of Vinous Mastery! Elevate your wine rituals with this luxurious quartet crafted for the true connoisseur. Inside its elegant wooden case lies everything you need to reign over your wine collection: a smooth-handling corkscrew, a drip ring to defend against rogue droplets, a pourer for flawless serving, and a stopper to seal your liquid jewels.More than tools, this set is a testament to refined taste and sophistication. Whether gifting or indulging, it turns every uncorking into an occasion fit for royalty. Claim your place as the sovereign of wine!

A single-bottle gift box that includes a corkscrew, a drip ring, a pour spout, and a stopper. 

Gape in awe at the zenith of ingenuity, a sleek, wooden case housing the ultimate wine essentials: a regal corkscrew, a drip-saving ring, a flawless pourer, and a stopper fit for a king. It’s not just a toolset—it’s a declaration of oenophile sophistication.Uncork with style, pour with grace, and seal with elegance.

A corkscrew, a drip-ring, a pourer, and a stopper in a round wooden box.

Come hither and take heed of The Singola Wine Bottle Holder—A Monument to Vinous Majesty! In the grand theater of oenophilic indulgence, where bottles yearn for a pedestal worthy of their nectar, arises the Singola Wine Bottle Holder. This metal marvel cradles your cherished vintage with the reverence of a royal throne, elevating it from mere beverage to exalted elixir. Adorned with a framed panel, it invites you to showcase your wine's label like a heraldic crest or inscribe your own poetic musings upon its chalkboard surface, transforming each display into a personalized proclamation of taste and sophistication.

It's a metal single-bottle wine caddy, with a chalk-friendly back and a slot to insert a label, a sticker, or a laminated picture of Danny DeVito.*

* Laminated picture of Danny DeVito not included. Sorry.

Introducing the only gadget you’ll ever need for…well, something amazing! It slices, it dices, it juliennes, it wobbles, it spins, it...probably has a setting we haven’t figured out yet, but one thing’s for sure: your life will never be the same (results may vary.)

Actually it's a reusable bag that holds wine. Four bottles, to be precise.

Gaze in wonderment at the pinnacle of human achievement, the Partake Wine Journal! Its pages stand empty yet teeming with the promise of opulent prose and epic tasting notes. This is no mere journal—it's a canvas for your wildest wine-fueled musings! Each page awaits, eager to immortalize every sniff, every sip, every soul-stirring adjective. Replete with additional pages for notes, a glossary, and a service guide, this is truly a triumph of the human spirit.

It's a pocket wine journal that has our logo on it. Buy it, or don't. I'm not your dad.

Behold! A rugged canvas cross-body bag woven with threads of adventure and crafted to cradle your prized bottles. Insulated and resilient, this bag journeys with you, a steadfast companion in the pursuit of life’s most flavorful moments, ready to uncork wonder wherever you roam. Be the classiest, yet most unapproachable person at your high school reunion by walking around with this bag all night! I can vouch for its efficacy in that specific scenario.

Two bottle capacity insulated, zippered bag w/insulated divider, leather Partake patch, and hook-and-loop accessory pocket.

Includes wooden handled bottle opener and a free mental image of a puppy wearing a bumblebee costume*

* No purchase necessary for mental image. Enjoy.

A cross-body bag crafted from sustainably sourced, recycled cork, merging eco-conscious style with timeless utility. Lightweight yet resilient, it cradles your bottles with reverence, letting you travel lightly as you sip deeply from life’s grand tapestry. Plus it looks pretty cool, and it's more water resistent than canvas, so...

Two bottle capacity cork-outer, insulated, zippered bag w/insulated divider, leather Partake patch, and hook-and-loop accessory pocket.

Includes wooden handled bottle opener and a general feeling of awesomeness*

*General feeling of awesomeness available separately and instantaniously. You are awesome.

Behold, the sticker of legendary lore and finely aged wisdom—emblazoned with an emblem that practically sparkles with secrets (and maybe a hint of something mysteriously delightful). Stick it proudly, for you are now marked as a daring connoisseur of magic, mystery, and enchantments that improve with time.

It's a sticker. It sticks to stuff. Hence the name.

Are you the kind of person who likes to keep others on their toes? Slap this sticker on your water bottle, and suddenly you're the mysterious enigma at yoga class, the office, or your next PTA meeting. OR stick it on a mayonnaise jar and drink from it on the bus*. That'll be an interesting story for anyone who sees you do it. Waterproof, scratch-proof, (but not side-eye-proof,) it’s perfect for keeping people guessing (or laughing nervously.) Whether it’s water, wine, or questionable life choices in that bottle, this sticker’s got you covered—literally. 

* Partake Shop, Lounge, & Dine neither condones nor recommends drinking mayonnaise.

Crafted with arguably surgical precision and wrapped in the allure of the most exquisite molded plastic, this is no mere foil cutter. With a single, effortless twist, it cleaves the seal on your most coveted bottles, transforming the ordinary act of uncorking into an exalted ritual of release. Also it's magnetic.

No one should give me this kind of power. They should have known that I would use it for evil, or at least humor.