Magnetic Foil Cutter

Crafted with arguably surgical precision and wrapped in the allure of the most exquisite molded plastic, this is no mere foil cutter. With a single, effortless twist, it cleaves the seal on your most coveted bottles, transforming the ordinary act of uncorking into an exalted ritual of release. Also it's magnetic.

No one should give me this kind of power. They should have known that I would use it for evil, or at least humor.